Why Can’t I Manifest What I Want — Even Though I Asked Nicely (and Sacrificed Chocolate)?Because the Universe wants your alignment — not your snacks. The sweet lies of spiritual bribery Let’s be honest — we’ve all been there. You light the candles, recite your affirmations, skip your favourite indulgence (RIP, dairy milk), and still… […]
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Are You Manifesting or Just Spiritually Micromanaging the Universe?
Are You Manifesting… or Just Hovering Over the Universe’s Shoulder? You wrote the intention.You lit the candle.You sent the email.You refreshed your inbox 42 times.You “surrendered”… with conditions. Let’s be honest — at this point, you’re not manifesting.You’re micromanaging the cosmos. And spoiler alert: the Universe hates clingy. Control ≠ Alignment You might think you’re […]
Oops… Did I Just Manifest My Ex?
You were lighting candles, chanting intentions, visualising your dream relationship… and suddenly he’s back.Texting “hey stranger” like he didn’t ghost you during Mercury retrograde last year. Congratulations — you’ve just unintentionally manifested a rerun. Before you sage your phone (again), let’s break down what actually happened here. Manifesting Without Alignment = Summoning Chaos Manifesting doesn’t […]
Wait… Why Isn’t the Universe Cooperating?
You’re vision-boarding like a champ.You’ve got more crystals than a museum gift shop.You even whispered your affirmations into a moon-charged water bottle. And yet… crickets. No dream life. No soulmate. No spontaneous bank deposits from the Universe. Here’s the truth bomb wrapped in love and lavender:You can’t manifest what you’re not a vibrational match to. […]
You’re Meditating, Journaling, and Sage-Smoking the Dog… So Why’s Nothing Manifesting?
Let’s get brutally honest (but with love):If you’ve got a crystal in your bra, affirmations on your mirror, and moon water on your altar… but your dream life is still ghosting you? There’s a reason. You’re doing the manifesting things — but you’re not being in alignment. This is the energetic version of baking a […]
How to Manifest Using the Akashic Records
So how do you manifest using the Akashic Records without getting a past life PhD? You’ve saged your house (and maybe your ex’s hoodie you accidentally still wear), stuck affirmations to every reflective surface, and charged your water under seven moon phases. And yet, here we are — still waiting on the dream job, the […]